Sabtu lepas aku menerima jemputan majlis perkahwinan Arni dan Nazri. MAjlis dilangsungkan di Dewan besar Majlis Perbadaran Nilai. Sonap sonyap yo nikah.. Tehehe. Cantik Arni pada hari yang bersejarah tu. Nazri pun cam sultan lak. Nazri AKA B-K pulak show off main gitar. Giler babas gempak. Sebelum nak sampai kt Mantin tu punyala perut aku dah nyanyi lapan puluh lagu aku ingat. Lapar bangat sih...
Perjalanan pulang pula kami ditimpa musibah kecelakaan. Bukan aku, tapi kereta Sukri. Keretanya di rempuh penunggang motosikal. Kasihan lak aku tengok Sukri. Tapi nasib baik ade Cik Dzul, Afzan +Ustadz. Kalu tak mau begaduh lak si Sukri ngan Macha yg tercampak kt pagar dawai rumah makcik kek topi jalan tu. Macha tu macam nak makan Sukri je mase dia bangun dari tersembam dari tanah. Aku pun tak pasti siapa yang salah. Hanya mangsa dan Pemangsa jela tahu... Wa allahu alam...
Hari tu tak habis disitu aja. Aku, Dzul dan Afzan secara spontannya setuju pegi KL Convention Centre. Memang banyak gak tokeh2 komputer pamer barang terkini masing 2 dengan harga yang boleh tahan la. Duit aku je taktahan... Ingatkan pergi sana boleh tengok gadget komputer aja, tapi aku sempat juga tengok adegan kejar mengejar. Cam dalam Gerak Khas la pulak. Seorang budak pakai baju oren dikejar pegawai keselamatan disitu. Aku taktahu lak dia curi apa. Tapi intuisi aku berkata dia ni pencopet. Si pencopet ni pun bengong gak. Dah tau nak mencuri pakai baju oren. Pakai la baju biasa2 dah le. Baju hitam ke..putih ke. Kelam kelibut punya modus operandi. budus....
Bila dan kene cekup, si pencopet ni di kelilingi ramai orang lah. Mase dia berlari keluar dari premis tu, ramai yang nampak, tp tak tolong kejar pun. Seme cam blur.. Taktahu nak buat pe. Cam aku la. Akhirnya mamat ni terpaksa la tebalkan muka 18 inci.. siap Leader Pakguard tu tangkap gambo dia buat jadikan bukti. Hmm nasib ko la mat.. pikiran cetek bangat.
Perjalanan pulang pula kami ditimpa musibah kecelakaan. Bukan aku, tapi kereta Sukri. Keretanya di rempuh penunggang motosikal. Kasihan lak aku tengok Sukri. Tapi nasib baik ade Cik Dzul, Afzan +Ustadz. Kalu tak mau begaduh lak si Sukri ngan Macha yg tercampak kt pagar dawai rumah makcik kek topi jalan tu. Macha tu macam nak makan Sukri je mase dia bangun dari tersembam dari tanah. Aku pun tak pasti siapa yang salah. Hanya mangsa dan Pemangsa jela tahu... Wa allahu alam...
Hari tu tak habis disitu aja. Aku, Dzul dan Afzan secara spontannya setuju pegi KL Convention Centre. Memang banyak gak tokeh2 komputer pamer barang terkini masing 2 dengan harga yang boleh tahan la. Duit aku je taktahan... Ingatkan pergi sana boleh tengok gadget komputer aja, tapi aku sempat juga tengok adegan kejar mengejar. Cam dalam Gerak Khas la pulak. Seorang budak pakai baju oren dikejar pegawai keselamatan disitu. Aku taktahu lak dia curi apa. Tapi intuisi aku berkata dia ni pencopet. Si pencopet ni pun bengong gak. Dah tau nak mencuri pakai baju oren. Pakai la baju biasa2 dah le. Baju hitam ke..putih ke. Kelam kelibut punya modus operandi. budus....
Bila dan kene cekup, si pencopet ni di kelilingi ramai orang lah. Mase dia berlari keluar dari premis tu, ramai yang nampak, tp tak tolong kejar pun. Seme cam blur.. Taktahu nak buat pe. Cam aku la. Akhirnya mamat ni terpaksa la tebalkan muka 18 inci.. siap Leader Pakguard tu tangkap gambo dia buat jadikan bukti. Hmm nasib ko la mat.. pikiran cetek bangat.
6 comments:
kira tolong gak tu...tlg criter kat we all..hehehe..amacam tmpat baru? wokey?
okla tempat baru...
inviroment baru....
goment la katakan.. dulu private sector.. memang lain skit la..
dicipline ketat skit...
- tuan umah
timo kasih pado tuan umah...
den sesekali melawo..kekekeke malu ai...
maaf den tak dapek nak layan lebih2....pengantin lelaki lak buek gilo dio main bass maso kenduri...alahai....
hmmm...kesian kat member2 den yg alami kemalangan maso kenduri den..smoga segalanya ok...
doakan den dan hero tamil den bahgio selamonyo...
ekau kot kenduri sok jgn lupo jemput den....;)
wakakak..pared...takat MONITOR 21' tapi tak de YM...haahhah...malang..sih...malang..sih..
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